One day, I will post a review and declare it finished and it will be finished, without the additional 48 hours of chisel tapping and complete rewriting of paragraphs only a lobotomized gibbon would have thought polished. And the next day I will drop dead.
The day after that, the international media will announce the record holder for the oldest human ever known will have expired at 187 years of age.
Cases in point include:
and the Monday Map post following this one.