Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November,
All the rest have thirty-one,
Except January, which has sixty-seven
And February, which has ninety
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All the rest have thirty-one,
Except January, which has sixty-seven
And February, which has ninety
Time is relative, of course. If one could rip the January and February pages out of the calendar and fling them towards a black hole, the image of their falling could be seen forever. Well, almost forever. Better would be the same endeavor repeated with October!