30 days hath September; April, June, and November
All the rest have 31, except for January, which has 67, and February, which has 90
Humor has been hard to find in modern times
But Tina Fey allowed me to laugh again
As only the Onion would have covered the Moon Landing
To the moon with you!
Some 20 years ago, I was in a rehearsal hall in midtown Manhattan, surrounded by some 8 cast members and the stage manager of the play I was directing, as we discussed age differences in relationships.
I had mentioned there was a time when I told myself I would not date anyone who was born before the Moon Walk – a stipulation that was abandoned in later years.
On actress perked up to say, “I remember that! My mother got me out of bed to watch it on TV.”
She was referring to Michael Jackson’s performing his backwards shuffle on the MTV Awards.
EVERY person in the room assumed I was referring to the same incident.
The one that stands, oh, alongside the invention of the wheel and writing, as one of the greatest achievements in the history of human civilization seems to have been overlooked. And it continues to be taken for granted every since.
It seems the wrong Moon Walk has taken over the consciousness of Americans, if you can call it consciousness.
People Who Tried to Take Panorama Shots and Ended Up Opening the Gates of Hell
From Sad and Useless
I had to force myself to stop laughing as it hurt too much
My understanding of the Rules of Cricket
Easy as eel pie
One side is in and one side is out until the side that is out gets the side that is in out, when they come in until they are out.
Or so I thought. I have since been informed that there are some other rules to Cricket. The following should clarify a few things: