PLEASE, as we gather throughout this American landscape today, try to remember that as a people we may, can, and shall find the inspiration and fortitude required to meet head on and be successful in our collective and sacrosanct task of eating too much pie.

Je ne parle pas le français, so I shall just say it in English.

The hate of the scum of the earth can claim lives today, but your civilization shall stand as a beacon of enlightenment and beauty a thousand years after the barbarism of these delusional swine has gone extinct from the world.